No (S)Hitter! WTF?

Look on the bright side Kosuke, it's only 63 years now!

I suppose I should consider it an honor to have seen a "No Hitter" in person but they totally suck when you're getting no hit! Plus, I can't help feel that the initial error that led to the run was a pretty well tagged ball that *could* have gone for a hit or that it was less about the pitcher and more about us sucking, except Handsome Jack who wasn't even given a chance. Thank goodness Chisembop got his at bats! Then there were the 5 errors, one of which led to Austin Kearns new nickname, "Not Choo".

In any event I was able to trash the family dude behind me who admitted to being too scared to ride the Top Thrill Dragster and was not happy on the Raptor (he didn't like the dangling!). He did show me pictures of the stuffed animals he won for his kids - as if that somehow made him a man again - but not after admitting that they cost him $150.00. Sad. He is now known as "Not Man".

On a more pleasant side, the Tigers can't win either! Pornstache was in attendance and I do believe Grace and I saw him shake his moneymaker when they played YMCA. Plus I now have two super powers as I can add prescience (I accurately predicted the results of most of our lame ass at bats) to incredible healer (at least according to Doctor Handsome). Before you all come knocking down my door, I can only heal myself so you'll have to take your afflictions elsewhere! Travis, Fuck! has been sent down and I now have to start thinking of a nickname for Kosuke "Thunderdome" Fukudome because that one is just too easy and when you're hitting .273 with 3 home runs you just ain't bringing the thunder.